Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Bum Brothers

I didn't even come up with that title, they did. The funniest thing about these goofs gluing their asses together is the incredibly girly screams they emit when they try to pull their rear ends apart.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Pledge Buttface Pays On His Latest Bet

With a helpful roommate and a humiliating unitard I made him buy for this purpose, Pledge Buttface was forced to work out looking like a jackass, and then got tied up, gagged, and spanked. His roommate is my hero because, not only did he stand in for me, he also made this hilarious video.


Saturday, August 20, 2011

Nice undies, dork.








T.H. keeps finding himself pantsed by his pals who knows that he wears ridiculous boxers. Sometimes they just like to tie his ass up and laugh at his geeky boxers. The poses he makes when he's been suddenly stripped are hysterical.

Human Vase





This big bubba lost a bet to me online. I am a fiend.

Older Brothers Can Be VERY Creative


"Aw man, do you gotta take our pic?"


I found this gem of a pic online. The caption said something like they got free jockstraps, but they had to put them on right there. So bareassed, they had to pose their butts for a humiliating photo. You can tell by their body language, and the guy holding his face that they're mortified.

Soccer Bondage Boy



Stu and his pal Andy played on opposing teams in their soccer rec league. They were best buds, but had always been very competitive with each other since they were kids. To keep it interesting, whenever one beat the other in something, the loser paid a penalty. Over the years, the two of them had put the other in many a humiliating situation. Andy once had to go to work in ballet tights. Stu once got spanked over Andy's lap. That sort of thing. Their most recent soccer season didn't go so well for Stu. Andy had created a version of what he called "Time Out Time For Stu."

After the first losing game, Stu and Andy went back to Stu's for a beer. Andy was carrying a mysterious shopping bag. He hadn't told Stu that he had been to the sex shop downtown where he had purchased some rope and a ballgag. Stu hadn't even changed out of his uniform yet when Andy announced it was "Time Out Time For Stewie!"

***

"MMoorgghrr!" Stu grunted angrily into his gag. Andy was such a dick. Man, these ropes were tight. He was totally stuck and helpless and Andy had gone to shower and left him like this, trussed up like a damn turkey. Oh, and he had taken some pics, too.

Andy came out still in his uniform.

"Mmpphh?" Stu pleaded. Let me out!

"Sorry, Stewie, you're out of shampoo. I gotta step out to get some. I'll be back. Eventually!"

He tousled Stu's hair in a humiliating fashion, chuckled and left.

Stu wriggled in his ropes, bounced on the chair, mmpphed into his gag. It was going to be a long day. Little did he know that next weekend was going to seem even longer when Andy would keep him hogtied for three hours while he played XBox and drank all of Stu's beer.

Rugby Player Stuck


This is British football player Ben Kaye. He thought it would be funny to put dead fish in some of his teammates' lockers. He paid for it.

I LOVE how they bared his buttcheeks before wrapping him up. Nicely done. His expression is priceless.

Thong Run


Not sure if these two buttboys lost a bet or if it's an organized event. Nice asses. Watch after the jump.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Multiple Mummies By TheUAJock


I spend a good deal of time trolling the Internet for video/pictures/stories that would be a good fit for HumiliatedGuyz 2.0. What, it's a hobby! Way hotter than collecting antique radios or some shit. I came across the profile of TheUAJock (his GearFetish one which for some reason I can't link to but that's how it's spelled and his Recon one). He's a bondage expert with a fetish for UnderArmour gear. And he has these amazing pics from the time he mummified four guys at once! Imagine, you and three buds are wrapped up like mummies and laid out side by side to squirm, mmpph, and wiggle. He also used UA cups as their gags, it looks like. Anyway, he was kind enough to give me the ok to use these pics from his GearFetish profile. Something about multiple dudes in the same predicament as these blokes is so hot. AND he signed his work on their bound bodies with blue tape. We salute you, UA!

To see pics of TheUaJock's work, Follow the JUMP:

"Coming of Age" Is Hard When Girls Make You Look This Stupid


This is a delightful scene from a BBC show called Coming of Age. Three high school doofuses have been treating their female peers badly, so the girls decide to get revenge. And what better way than to let them think that they're going to get laid. Then leaving them one by one in the school swimming pool nude, gagged and blindfolded. The guys begin to caress each other thinking the other two are women until one of em' catches on and "d'oh!" Did I mention the girls have pulled the fire alarm?

British shows rock. Why? Buttcheeks. They are unafraid to show dudes' buttcheeks. Rule Brittania!

For more pics and to watch the scene, Follow the JUMP:

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Cute Guy Trying On Spandex



Not really any humil with this one. I just like when dudes try on skintight stuff, and are sorta cutesy and vulnerable.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Butt Writing


This nice dude from the UK sent these to me. For some ungodly reason, I have SO MUCH trouble e-mailing dudes who use Yahoo UK e-mail addresses back. It sucks. There's like three or four guys who wrote me cool e-mails that I have never been able to answer. Ugh, anyway - this gent says that he loves spanking and pantsing ("debagging" in the UK) and that these are pics of a friend of his who passed out. So they used his hairy-cracked ass (seriously that is one hairy crack) to write on. I got my ass written on once. It took A LONG time to scrub it off.




Rebuilding The Blog: The Awesome Scene From "Hustler Squad"






I am going to make a solid effort to re-post some of my favorite parts of the old "Humiliated Guys" blog. Beginning with this clip from exploitation flick "The Hustler Squad." A bunch of hookers become a special task force for the government (oh dear) but before that, they prove their worth by humiliating a barracks full of soldiers and putting them in various humiliation bondage predicaments. The dude wrapped in the blanket and the dude stuck in the bag at the end are my faves. They're like bondage burritos. And when the amused captain has to bounce the guy around to get him unstuck from the sack. SO MUCH humiliated mmpphing and squirming.

If anyone finds this clip as much of a turn-on as I do, contact me.

To watch the clip, Follow the JUMP: