Human Centipede 3?

I can't even bring myself to watch those films, BUT I always thought if it was just guys and they were merely TIED UP that way with their faces stuck in each other's asses - HOT. Finally, someone agreed with me. These are from Bound In Public.

Captain Spanked

Avondale University were holding a student fare in order to raise money for the
school sports team. Everyone was getting involved and doing whatever they could
to help out. Some students had baked food to sell and some had volunteered to be
slaves for a week. The rugby team had a slightly different idea.

Will was a buff lad, dark black hair, tight chest, and a hot body. He was
captain of the rugby team and was well known by everyone at university. The
rugby team had decided to set up a kissing booth for the captain, where any girl
who wanted could pay $5 to get a kiss from him. Will thought this would be a
sure fire way to raise money, as he knew that all the girls wanted him, even
some guys too.

When he arrived at the fair he could see everything was already set up and there
were huge crowd already, so he made his way over to his team mates. Mark and
Jason, two of his mates from the rugby team waved him over. "Alright lads, line
them up! Think will raise a load of money with these lips of mine" said Will.
Jason and Mark couldn't help grinning, "Sure Will" they replied. "We just need
you to get in the booth".

Mark moved aside to reveal an old fashioned stockade. The kind where the
prisoner is bent over, and puts there head and arms through holes in order to be
locked into the stockade. "Huh? What's with this??" asked Will. "Well we all
thought you'd try run out if you had to kiss an ugly girl mate, so instead of
sitting on a chair we all decided that you'd have to be stuck in place so you
couldn't avoid anyone" laughed Jason. Will couldn't help laughing, it's true
that there were many girls he didn't want to kiss today, so maybe it is best
that he has no choice and can't get out.

"Alright alright, no choice then do I" laughed Will. Jason and Mark helped Will
get into the stockade. Within a minute he was locked in. From the front you
could see his head and arms trapped through the holes, his face out ready to be
kissed whether he liked it or not. "Haha that's a boy" laughed Mark, and patted
Will "We can start now".
By this point the rest of the rugby team had gathered round, with eager faces.
Along with other students and customers wondering what this stall was for. "Ok
ladies let's get the kissing booth started" grinned Will. "Actually, if you
could all come stand here I'll show you the real attraction" announced Jason.
To Wills confusion, everyone walked around the stockade and followed Jason to
behind Will. From where the crowd was standing they couldn't see Wills face, all
they could see was Wills legs and backside, bent over. "Huh what are you guys
doing? The shows over here!!" exclaimed Will, very confused about this turn of
events.

"Sorry Will we forget to mention…there's been a change of plans, some of us
thought that a kissing booth wouldn't make enough money. You know, make us rugby
lads look lame" explained Mark. "So we came up with another idea for how we'd
raise money, but don't worry! You're still gonna be the star of the show". The
crowd and Will were all wondering what was going on. "But what can I do whilst
you got me stuck in here!!" replied Will, struggling to get his arms out but
failing. "Oh plenty!" laughed Mark, and gave Will a smack on the backside, to
everyone's amusement. "Ow! You'd better not do that again" demanded Will.

To read the rest of the rugby captain's humiliation, Follow the JUMP:

Kickboxer Pantsed

Bad enough that he got his ass kicked, but then he got it pantsed.

Girlfriends Can Really Put It To You

 This dude lost to his girlfriend at Wii bowling. His penalty? He has to go outside in a zentai suit. If you watch the vid, he really acts like "aw, come on". He's also got a nice little body in the stretchy spandex. In the comments, he informed someone that he wasn't wearing anything underneath it, either. Nice.

Humiliating Your Buddies: The British Are Doing It Right

In the UK, your bachelor party is called your "stag night". The goal is to use whatever means necessary to make the groom look like a helpless doofus. He often gets put in a humiliating outfit, tied up, covered in gunge, etc. My friend Michael sent me this AWESOME vid of what EVERY groom should be put through. This dude gets stripped, covered in silly string, forced to put on a humiliating yellow unitard, and then tied hand and foot. They leave him in a field to make his way back to the pub. America, do this.