Monday, October 29, 2012
I know. I suck at posting. Hopefully, you've been enjoying my Tumblr in the meantime. I found this vid on someone else's Tumblr and LOVED it. Two Spanish dudes are encouraged by a group of ladies to don spandex underwear and allow themselves to be turbo-wedgied/thonged by a mini-forklift. Love how the underwear either forms around their asses skintight or roughly intrudes on their bumcracks. Yeowch. Huzzah!
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Chevy Chase did this ridic movie in 1981 called Modern Problems. He played a schlub who gets bathed in nuclear waste and develops telekinesis. He uses this power to help humanity. No, actually he uses it to do dumb sex comedy things to his co-stars. Chevy Chase is kinda loathsome in whatever he appears in, and he's also loathsome in real life it seems. Dick.
Anyway, one sequence I remember liking as a kid has Chase humiliating the male dancer during the ballet. I always loved the image of the hapless dude skidding across the floor in his tights to land all slapstick in the orchestra pit. Then there's the little (not exactly) problem with his nylons.
Thursday, June 28, 2012
You don't read THAT post title often, do ya? Whilst cruising XTube (I saw you there, don't front), I came upon user Sharkbaby. His kink is being rendered helpless and infantilized in snug footie PJs. I like the idea of a grown man reduced to a baby-like state, and then unable to wiggle out of it due to some creative theme bondage. I also liked that this was a nice alternative to putting a dude in a diaper. I love that imagery - a guy in a big puffy diaper making him waddle, etc. I just can't go there to when the guy has to use it. Humiliating gear, yes. The other stuff - not for me. This pajama game is a fun variant and there's no worries that he's smelly.
Enough about me. Those pink PJs are cute. And the phrase "punishment pajamas" made me stiff for some reason.
Check out Sharkbaby's pics after the break.
Saturday, June 9, 2012
Andrew Christian is an underwear brand aimed at gay men. They release a video pretty much every month to sell their wares. This one ("Locker Room Payback") came out a couple of months ago. I just saw it, and now it's on the Humiliated Guyz wank list. #1 with a bullet! Here's why:
1) It's set in an alternate universe where jocks wear buttless underwear and are all casual about it.
2) Guys get carried around by bigger guys like sacks of potatoes.
3) There is much butt slapping.
4) Hazed and bullied guys cling to each other as they are stripped to their grunts and showered against their will.
5) One guy has to shave a jock's big bum, and gets a condescending pat on the cheek.
6) There is a jockstrap wedgie.
7) It ends with three dorks stuck together in a laundry cart and unable to get out.
There are many more little details that make this the GREATEST UNDERWEAR COMMERCIAL OF ALL TIME, but I will let you discover those for yourself.
Watch it after the break!
Saturday, June 2, 2012
I had a request! And since I rarely get comments, I aim to please! I wrote this story for a pal into spanking."Karl Kodry" is based on him. Now that I've re-read it for the first tim in awhile, I've realized it's pretty hot!
Bear Model Spanked
"Karl Kodry? KARL KODRY!?!?"
"Yeah, that dude in the red singlet. The editor wants to devote a whole issue of WOOF to him."
Andrew stared balefully at the image. It was of a beefy bear-type. Barrel chest, big bouncy buns, thick legs and arms, and a boyishly handsome bearded face with a twinkle in the eye. All wrapped up in a skintight spandex wrestling singlet, making his bod look painted. Just sexy as hell. And Andy knew him. He knew this guy. It was Karl Kodry. The man who was now with Andy's ex. Now – Andy and Eric had split before Eric had gotten with Karl. It actually wasn't Karl's fault at all that they had broken up. But Andy could be a petty sort. Sure, he was already in a new relationship. He and Eric just hadn't worked out. But Andy HATED to lose. And truth be told, Karl's extreme hotness made Andy a little uncomfortable. Word was that Karl was actually a nice sort, almost nerdy in his friendliness and earnestness. He had been a linebacker in college, and had even come out senior year, and had a huge fanbase even though he didn't go on to the pros and took a job as a coach at his alma mater. Even straight guys had lauded Karl for his bravery and prowess on the field. Blech. Andy rolled his eyes. Karl needed to be taken down a peg or two. Just for fun.
"So we're shooting at 10 tomorrow. I can be in to..." his assistant was saying until Andy interrupted him.
"Uh no. Actually, I'll handle this one alone cuz' I need you to scout locations for the Heath Jordan shoot. You CAN do me a favor, though. I've got several different styling and scenario ideas for this Karl guy, just not sure which one. I need ya to go to the props department, costume department, the party store and the supermarket for me."
His assistant grinned.
"Wow, he's getting the full treatment, huh?"
Andrew returned the grin with one of his own that would make the Grinch duck under a table.