The Borat Mankini Is God's Gift To Humiliation

I love how uncomfortable everyone is with what's going on. This is some lame Canadian "man show" where the host makes the contestants do humiliating things while...their frat buddies watch? There seems to be a single woman on the premises. Frankly it seems like she's there for "no homo" insurance. Enjoy three sheepish frat boys stuffing cocktail weenies into their pouches after the break. I love the last shot of the three thonged bums.

I need to get to Japan

Why can't this be an American show? Seriously - this should be a frat competition on Spike. Here's a vid and a couple of screencaps from a Japanese gameshow based around humiliating guys' asses. The contestants start off in spandex tights with the butts cut out (you see why this fits in here). So they start off with their bums hanging out. Then they get something sprayed in their asses which burns and forced to jump hurdles. They can barely compete in this event due to their burning butts. Then they have to slide their rear ends along....a sawhorse coated in more burning stuff. God, I need a translator. The final event? A bike ride with the pointy end of the seat stuffed in their rumps. No, I didn't write this but someone has been reading my mind. Check out the vid after the jump.

Slick It Up commercial

This is an old vid from fetishwear line Slick It Up. I love the humor in it. Cute guys abound, as well as built models showing themselves off in Slick It Up gear. Bodysuits, tights, mesh, and pink bodythongs abound. There are some fun humil aspects - such as the human chair above, and a guy in a bodysuit who has the mouth of his hood zipped shut so he can only communicate through grunts and whines, All in an office setting! Check out the vids and more pics after the jump!

Oh, and Slick It Up is the work of one David Mason (dude with the thong thrown in his face in the picture after the break). He writes House of Vader. It's an awesome blog (NSFW - hot dudes, gay design culture, very funny) and the link is in my blogroll to the left.

Romain

I would give you my 1000th apology for blog neglecting, but at this point it just seems insincere. Hey, I'm still here. Blogs have come and gone, but this one will remain open. It just won't be updated on the regular. Sorry. :( UNLESS one of you shows me how to monetize it and I will make it a daily thing. Cuz' making money off my fetish would be HOT.

Who is this guy? This is Romain. He's my new favorite butt jester to torment. He actually lives my fantasy life. I'm not sure how much of it is actually true, but who cares - it's hot and has photographic evidence.

Romain lives in Paris, where he works as a street performer. His speciality? Escape artistry. Romain gets TIED AND GAGGED in the street, and then he has to get free. Guess what? Romain's not that good of an escape artist and usually ends up stuck. And helpless. And humiliated.

What is especially interesting about his occupation is that he has a kinky boss, and Romain is also kinky. I thought street performers were kind of a self-employed type people, but guess not. So Romain gets punished and humiliated daily. His boss makes him wear ballet tights and unitards to perform in, with nothing underneath. So you can plainly see his junk, and bumcheeks. Romain is also kept tied and gagged at home (he lives with his boss) if he's bad, and subject to other humiliations such as being cross-dressed, having to stay on his tiptoes dressed as a ballerina, and constantly and humiliatingly gagged. He says that he also gets whipped and spanked by his boss.

Oh, and the boss makes him wear women's boots. And some of these pics are when Romain really annoyed his "boss" so the boss had him kidnapped and humiliated.

Last winter, his boss made him start working in the nude! I guess you can perform in the nude in a certain section of Paree.

Anyway, this poor sap said I could post all the ridiculous pictures he sent me. Enjoy!

Check out more pics of Romain's predicaments after the jump!