Finally! A reason to post! Dudes giving themselves wedgies via forklifts in spandex underwear!

I know. I suck at posting. Hopefully, you've been enjoying my Tumblr in the meantime. I found this vid on someone else's Tumblr and LOVED it. Two Spanish dudes are encouraged by a group of ladies to don spandex underwear and allow themselves to be turbo-wedgied/thonged by a mini-forklift. Love how the underwear either forms around their asses skintight or roughly intrudes on their bumcracks. Yeowch. Huzzah!

Telekinesis Is Not A Ballet Dancer's Friend

Chevy Chase did this ridic movie in 1981 called Modern Problems. He played a schlub who gets bathed in nuclear waste and develops telekinesis. He uses this power to help humanity. No, actually he uses it to do dumb sex comedy things to his co-stars. Chevy Chase is kinda loathsome in whatever he appears in, and he's also loathsome in real life it seems. Dick.

Anyway, one sequence I remember liking as a kid has Chase humiliating the male dancer during the ballet. I always loved the image of the hapless dude skidding across the floor in his tights to land all slapstick in the orchestra pit. Then there's the little (not exactly) problem with his nylons.

Footie Pajama Bondage

You don't read THAT post title often, do ya? Whilst cruising XTube (I saw you there, don't front), I came upon user Sharkbaby. His kink is being rendered helpless and infantilized in snug footie PJs. I like the idea of a grown man reduced to a baby-like state, and then unable to wiggle out of it due to some creative theme bondage. I also liked that this was a nice alternative to putting a dude in a diaper. I love that imagery - a guy in a big puffy diaper making him waddle, etc. I just can't go there to when the guy has to use it. Humiliating gear, yes. The other stuff - not for me. This pajama game is a fun variant and there's no worries that he's smelly.

Enough about me. Those pink PJs are cute. And the phrase "punishment pajamas" made me stiff for some reason.

Check out Sharkbaby's pics after the break.

The Greatest Underwear Commercial Of All Time

Andrew Christian is an underwear brand aimed at gay men. They release a video pretty much every month to sell their wares. This one ("Locker Room Payback") came out a couple of months ago. I just saw it, and now it's on the Humiliated Guyz wank list. #1 with a bullet! Here's why:



 1) It's set in an alternate universe where jocks wear buttless underwear and are all casual about it.



 2) Guys get carried around by bigger guys like sacks of potatoes.



 3) There is much butt slapping.



 4) Hazed and bullied guys cling to each other as they are stripped to their grunts and showered against their will.



 5) One guy has to shave a jock's big bum, and gets a condescending pat on the cheek.



 6) There is a jockstrap wedgie.



 7) It ends with three dorks stuck together in a laundry cart and unable to get out.



 There are many more little details that make this the GREATEST UNDERWEAR COMMERCIAL OF ALL TIME, but I will let you discover those for yourself.

Watch it after the break!

Reader Request: Bear Model Spanked

I had a request! And since I rarely get comments, I aim to please! I wrote this story for a pal into spanking."Karl Kodry" is based on him. Now that I've re-read it for the first tim in awhile, I've realized it's pretty hot!

Bear Model Spanked


"Karl Kodry? KARL KODRY!?!?"

"Yeah, that dude in the red singlet. The editor wants to devote a whole issue of WOOF to him."

Andrew stared balefully at the image. It was of a beefy bear-type. Barrel chest, big bouncy buns, thick legs and arms, and a boyishly handsome bearded face with a twinkle in the eye. All wrapped up in a skintight spandex wrestling singlet, making his bod look painted. Just sexy as hell. And Andy knew him. He knew this guy. It was Karl Kodry. The man who was now with Andy's ex. Now – Andy and Eric had split before Eric had gotten with Karl. It actually wasn't Karl's fault at all that they had broken up. But Andy could be a petty sort. Sure, he was already in a new relationship. He and Eric just hadn't worked out. But Andy HATED to lose. And truth be told, Karl's extreme hotness made Andy a little uncomfortable. Word was that Karl was actually a nice sort, almost nerdy in his friendliness and earnestness. He had been a linebacker in college, and had even come out senior year, and had a huge fanbase even though he didn't go on to the pros and took a job as a coach at his alma mater. Even straight guys had lauded Karl for his bravery and prowess on the field. Blech. Andy rolled his eyes. Karl needed to be taken down a peg or two. Just for fun.

"So we're shooting at 10 tomorrow. I can be in to..." his assistant was saying until Andy interrupted him.

"Uh no. Actually, I'll handle this one alone cuz' I need you to scout locations for the Heath Jordan shoot. You CAN do me a favor, though. I've got several different styling and scenario ideas for this Karl guy, just not sure which one. I need ya to go to the props department, costume department, the party store and the supermarket for me."

His assistant grinned.

"Wow, he's getting the full treatment, huh?"

Andrew returned the grin with one of his own that would make the Grinch duck under a table.

"Yep."

The Borat Mankini Is God's Gift To Humiliation

I love how uncomfortable everyone is with what's going on. This is some lame Canadian "man show" where the host makes the contestants do humiliating things while...their frat buddies watch? There seems to be a single woman on the premises. Frankly it seems like she's there for "no homo" insurance. Enjoy three sheepish frat boys stuffing cocktail weenies into their pouches after the break. I love the last shot of the three thonged bums.

I need to get to Japan

Why can't this be an American show? Seriously - this should be a frat competition on Spike. Here's a vid and a couple of screencaps from a Japanese gameshow based around humiliating guys' asses. The contestants start off in spandex tights with the butts cut out (you see why this fits in here). So they start off with their bums hanging out. Then they get something sprayed in their asses which burns and forced to jump hurdles. They can barely compete in this event due to their burning butts. Then they have to slide their rear ends along....a sawhorse coated in more burning stuff. God, I need a translator. The final event? A bike ride with the pointy end of the seat stuffed in their rumps. No, I didn't write this but someone has been reading my mind. Check out the vid after the jump.

Slick It Up commercial

This is an old vid from fetishwear line Slick It Up. I love the humor in it. Cute guys abound, as well as built models showing themselves off in Slick It Up gear. Bodysuits, tights, mesh, and pink bodythongs abound. There are some fun humil aspects - such as the human chair above, and a guy in a bodysuit who has the mouth of his hood zipped shut so he can only communicate through grunts and whines, All in an office setting! Check out the vids and more pics after the jump!

Oh, and Slick It Up is the work of one David Mason (dude with the thong thrown in his face in the picture after the break). He writes House of Vader. It's an awesome blog (NSFW - hot dudes, gay design culture, very funny) and the link is in my blogroll to the left.

Romain

I would give you my 1000th apology for blog neglecting, but at this point it just seems insincere. Hey, I'm still here. Blogs have come and gone, but this one will remain open. It just won't be updated on the regular. Sorry. :( UNLESS one of you shows me how to monetize it and I will make it a daily thing. Cuz' making money off my fetish would be HOT.

Who is this guy? This is Romain. He's my new favorite butt jester to torment. He actually lives my fantasy life. I'm not sure how much of it is actually true, but who cares - it's hot and has photographic evidence.

Romain lives in Paris, where he works as a street performer. His speciality? Escape artistry. Romain gets TIED AND GAGGED in the street, and then he has to get free. Guess what? Romain's not that good of an escape artist and usually ends up stuck. And helpless. And humiliated.

What is especially interesting about his occupation is that he has a kinky boss, and Romain is also kinky. I thought street performers were kind of a self-employed type people, but guess not. So Romain gets punished and humiliated daily. His boss makes him wear ballet tights and unitards to perform in, with nothing underneath. So you can plainly see his junk, and bumcheeks. Romain is also kept tied and gagged at home (he lives with his boss) if he's bad, and subject to other humiliations such as being cross-dressed, having to stay on his tiptoes dressed as a ballerina, and constantly and humiliatingly gagged. He says that he also gets whipped and spanked by his boss.

Oh, and the boss makes him wear women's boots. And some of these pics are when Romain really annoyed his "boss" so the boss had him kidnapped and humiliated.

Last winter, his boss made him start working in the nude! I guess you can perform in the nude in a certain section of Paree.

Anyway, this poor sap said I could post all the ridiculous pictures he sent me. Enjoy!

Check out more pics of Romain's predicaments after the jump!

ESPN's a HUGE fan of Humiliated Guyz

The dude in the baby outfit gave me a huge boner.

Sometimes You Just Find Yourself Nude, Wrapped In Poison Ivy, Tied Up, and Stuffed In The Back Of A Pickup Truck With 7 Of Your Buddies

Yeah, I'm alive. The holidays and the start of the new year is always a bitch. Check out this gem of a video from the movie Running Cool. A biker gang totally humiliates a crowd of good ole boys in a creative manner.

p.s. The vid has a nice tied and gagged bit from another movie attached to it. Enjoy.