Human Centipede 3?

I can't even bring myself to watch those films, BUT I always thought if it was just guys and they were merely TIED UP that way with their faces stuck in each other's asses - HOT. Finally, someone agreed with me. These are from Bound In Public.

Captain Spanked

Avondale University were holding a student fare in order to raise money for the
school sports team. Everyone was getting involved and doing whatever they could
to help out. Some students had baked food to sell and some had volunteered to be
slaves for a week. The rugby team had a slightly different idea.

Will was a buff lad, dark black hair, tight chest, and a hot body. He was
captain of the rugby team and was well known by everyone at university. The
rugby team had decided to set up a kissing booth for the captain, where any girl
who wanted could pay $5 to get a kiss from him. Will thought this would be a
sure fire way to raise money, as he knew that all the girls wanted him, even
some guys too.

When he arrived at the fair he could see everything was already set up and there
were huge crowd already, so he made his way over to his team mates. Mark and
Jason, two of his mates from the rugby team waved him over. "Alright lads, line
them up! Think will raise a load of money with these lips of mine" said Will.
Jason and Mark couldn't help grinning, "Sure Will" they replied. "We just need
you to get in the booth".

Mark moved aside to reveal an old fashioned stockade. The kind where the
prisoner is bent over, and puts there head and arms through holes in order to be
locked into the stockade. "Huh? What's with this??" asked Will. "Well we all
thought you'd try run out if you had to kiss an ugly girl mate, so instead of
sitting on a chair we all decided that you'd have to be stuck in place so you
couldn't avoid anyone" laughed Jason. Will couldn't help laughing, it's true
that there were many girls he didn't want to kiss today, so maybe it is best
that he has no choice and can't get out.

"Alright alright, no choice then do I" laughed Will. Jason and Mark helped Will
get into the stockade. Within a minute he was locked in. From the front you
could see his head and arms trapped through the holes, his face out ready to be
kissed whether he liked it or not. "Haha that's a boy" laughed Mark, and patted
Will "We can start now".
By this point the rest of the rugby team had gathered round, with eager faces.
Along with other students and customers wondering what this stall was for. "Ok
ladies let's get the kissing booth started" grinned Will. "Actually, if you
could all come stand here I'll show you the real attraction" announced Jason.
To Wills confusion, everyone walked around the stockade and followed Jason to
behind Will. From where the crowd was standing they couldn't see Wills face, all
they could see was Wills legs and backside, bent over. "Huh what are you guys
doing? The shows over here!!" exclaimed Will, very confused about this turn of
events.

"Sorry Will we forget to mention…there's been a change of plans, some of us
thought that a kissing booth wouldn't make enough money. You know, make us rugby
lads look lame" explained Mark. "So we came up with another idea for how we'd
raise money, but don't worry! You're still gonna be the star of the show". The
crowd and Will were all wondering what was going on. "But what can I do whilst
you got me stuck in here!!" replied Will, struggling to get his arms out but
failing. "Oh plenty!" laughed Mark, and gave Will a smack on the backside, to
everyone's amusement. "Ow! You'd better not do that again" demanded Will.

To read the rest of the rugby captain's humiliation, Follow the JUMP:

Kickboxer Pantsed

Bad enough that he got his ass kicked, but then he got it pantsed.

Girlfriends Can Really Put It To You

 This dude lost to his girlfriend at Wii bowling. His penalty? He has to go outside in a zentai suit. If you watch the vid, he really acts like "aw, come on". He's also got a nice little body in the stretchy spandex. In the comments, he informed someone that he wasn't wearing anything underneath it, either. Nice.

Humiliating Your Buddies: The British Are Doing It Right

In the UK, your bachelor party is called your "stag night". The goal is to use whatever means necessary to make the groom look like a helpless doofus. He often gets put in a humiliating outfit, tied up, covered in gunge, etc. My friend Michael sent me this AWESOME vid of what EVERY groom should be put through. This dude gets stripped, covered in silly string, forced to put on a humiliating yellow unitard, and then tied hand and foot. They leave him in a field to make his way back to the pub. America, do this.

Haze Him Can Be Wonderful

I'm one of those weird guys who gets off more on the kinky creative humiliation than the actual sex (can my partner cry on your shoulder?), but Haze Him managed to find a way to combine both to turn me on. They take two pairs of pledges, strip em' bareass, tie their hands up tight in front of em' with duct tape, then put em in a room with a limited amount of time to somehow both cum. Watching these dudes fumble, bumble. spill lube, wriggle and somehow try to help each other get off without their hands is hilarious and hot.

Humil-A-Con - Part 1

"Dude, these chicks are just RIPE for the pickin', guy. Look at that slut over there! In the red and black bodysuit..."

"That's Harley Quinn, Fitz."

"Gives a fuck, look at those tits!"

I woulda sighed, but Fitz was right. The cosgirl poured into the Harley Quinn bodysuit was smokin'. Hiya. I'm Fred. I'm a big comics geek. And I made the mistake of letting my two best pals Fitz and Kev accompany me to Boston's biggest comic book convention - Rad-Con 2012. They could give a shit about comics book, action figures, anime, or the guy from Lost In Space signing autographs for $25 (where does HE get off?) a pop. They were here cuz' of this conversation -

"Dude, what's with you and the guys in tights? Are you fagging out on us?" Fitz sneered. Kev rolled his eyes. His younger brother was gay, and Fitz was always saying stupid shit like that to antagonize him.

"You're a dick. Check out the art. And some of the best writers in the world write for comics," I informed him, knowing that he was totally ignoring me as he paged through some of my back issues.

"Uh huh. I think it's cuz' these guys' packages look HUGE in spandex, buttboy. Wait a minute...who's this chick barely covered with those strings?"

"That's Vampirella. Not the most feminist icon."

I was kind of a pudgy geek. Fitz was a captain on the football team. Kev was the laid-back, guitar-strumming, creating cool videos on his laptop, James Dean-type whose quiet charm had girls falling all over him. We had been friends since the first grade. It was our senior year, and how we had managed to stay pals through all of it, I'll never know. Our interests were completely different, and Fitz was a total dickbag. He had his good points, but he epitomized "dumb, insensitive jock". Kev and I would defend him to others, but privately we often wondered if is brain hadn't fully developed.

"Dude, you can see her whole tits!"

"Yeah, I know. I'm hoping there's gonna be girls at Rad-Con dressed as her."

Kev suddenly appeared over his iPad.

"Come again?"

To read the rest of Humil-A-Con Part 1, Follow the JUMP:

You Guys Know I Have A Tumblr, Right?

Just like I did for 1.0. It's here. Same story - I post pics from some of these posts, some new ones, and reblog others I find fit my favorite theme. This pic kills me. I am not down with the bathroom humor, etc., but I love how he's got his buddy helplessly tied and gagged in his boxers and stuck on the bathroom door and having to just be stuck there while he's on the toilet. Cracks me up.

Just in case - my Tumblr URL is http://humiliatedguyz.tumblr.com/. Follow me!

This Is What Happens When You Mess With Me, Part 2

This dork apparently can't get enough humiliation. It amuses me to tell him he's got a fat ass (despite being slender) and I made him wear ballet tights and make a video where he had to talk about his fat ass and how humiliating it is to be on camera like this. Heh. I might be Satan.

Rebuilding The Blog: The Infamous "Butt Candle" Scene From "Book Of Love"

Anyone who followed the first iteration of my blog knows that this is one of my favorite scenes in the history of cinema. Forward to 6:20 to find out why. Or just look at the pics. (Hint - look to your left at my icon)

"Dude, Do I Really Gotta Wear This?"

I found various pics of spandex outfits that I think it would be humiliating for guys to be forced to wear.

It Must Be Guys Taped Up Day

This is a close second to the last post. I love how annoyed the dude is about being wrapped up.

Beefy Boy Bound Up In Tape

I am happy to announce that I have a new favorite "guys taping their bud up" vid on YouTube. This big ape gets wrapped up in strapping tape by his pals. They do a stellar job, because the big doof is helpless. Not only is he completely stuck, but then they pants him, wedgie his big bum, and then bare his butt! And has to wait for someone to cut him loose, he has to endure his friends mocking as his beefy buns wobble and bounce. SO HOT.

Sorority Boys: Opening Frat Hazing

I've been trying to find this clip forever! Four frat brothers are being punished by being nude, bound together and possibly getting something horrible shoved up their asses until help arrives. Love how they're all tethered together and forced to take baby steps when they're kicked out of the room.



sorority boys part 1 by kheira21

Male Bondage Sites: It's About Damn Time

FINALLY, there are more sites with dudes tied up, gagged, and squirming than you can shake a stick at! What does that even mean? It used to be Bound Guys and Captured Guys were the only games in town. Now a bunch more have sprung up and I thought I would post some links to them, cuz' it's fantastic. Why should it be DAMSELS in distress all the time?

Click the links to check out the sites

My only problem is that I'm on a budget and can only afford one sub at a time. :( Damn my lack of riches!

To check out the current favorites, Follow the JUMP:

Story: Caught By The Cat

A new online bud posted this amazingly humiliating story about a self-bondage adventure gone awry. Couple of things - one is that he ended up tied, gagged, nude and spanked and it was all in front of and by his mom. No, there's no incest. But his mom sounds like a fun lady. And two, yep, that's him in the photo and that's the wristband he was stuck in. I should also note that if you're going to tie yourself up, be careful and have some scissors nearby. You could end up like The Prodigy. HAHAHAHAHAAH. Poor guy.

Caught By The Cat by The Prodigy

I love self-bondage, love it! I always wanted to see what it would be like to be caught while in it. I would mostly do when I’m by myself (home alone)

It’s just my mom and I living together. I have been doing it now for about a year or 2. I have also tried all various kinds of positions and styles along with attires. Sometimes I would be fully clothed or be stark naked, or maybe even half dressed (no pants but shirt or opposite) I’ve been doing it now long enough to say if you name it, I’ve done it. Anyway, so like I was saying in the beginning- I really wanted to know what it would feel like to be “accidently” caught by anyone, then again, at the same time, it would be very embarrassing to be caught by someone. So, I kept doing my daily sessions and it stayed liked that..until one night.
I would grow more and more juice to do self-bondage when I’m not alone in the house. It got to the point to where I was tying myself up in my room or my bathroom and my mother would be in the front room or somewhere in the proximity. Very risky, I know. (But I tell all those self-bondage lovers out there- It makes the experience more and more fun! You’ll see what I’m talking about when/if you try it.)

One day, nothing special about this Sunday evening, it was time for another session. I wanted to see how close I could get to my mother without being detected. I did my usual routine- for my hands, I would get a wristband and put both of my hands in it. Then I would twist and swirl them until my hands were pretty secure. (Tight) For my legs I would get a fitted belt and wrap it around the top of my feet. I would then pull it till it was very tight and snap it shut. This made the walks I take very babyish. It would take me an hour to walk 30 feet. Then for my gag I would do one or two things. First: I would either pack my mouth with a sock or bandana then use duct tape to cover my mouth (2 or 3 strips) or I would just put tape over my mouth with no stuffing.

I really wanted to challenge myself people, I decided today that I was going to be tied up in the buff (nude) It was a good idea at the time believe me. I was in my room and my mother was in the front watching TV (or so I thought) I went very careful and made sure to listen for any vibrations on the floor (it would tell me if someone was walking on the floor or not) I did the gag first, it was a stuffed sock day gag that day, then I did my feet with the belt, and finally came the hands with the wristband (I’m telling you people, use that for a hands restraint, it works) I was also naked remind you. I baby stepped over to my closed door, turned around so my hands could reach the knob and twist it open. I turned back around and started turtle walking towards the front room. My heart was absolutely racing, I was shaking so much to the point I almost lost my balance once or twice. I have never gone this far before, I was really daring or just dumb. I got as far to the kitchen, I could see my mother sitting down folding clothes. I couldn’t believe it, folding clothes? That meant that in some point she was going to get up and put clothes away- this also meant that she was coming in the direction of me. Both of our rooms are very close to each to other. I immediately got the urge to go back and abort the mission. I wasn’t ready to be caught yet; I wasn’t ready to face the humiliation I would have to endure. I started to do a 360 turn (It took forever cause of how tight my feet were) I suddenly heard my mother talking to the cat we have. She was saying “what do you see huh lacy?” You know talking sweet. The cat was giving me away and needed to stop doing that stare that all cats do when they see or hear something. I was hoping my mother wouldn’t turn around and look in the kitchen till I reached the corner and I would be out of sight…

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